100th Birthday T-Shirts

'My secret for long life? I've always drunk, smoked, made out with women...and hated yogurt.'

'Yeah...I'm 100!'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Well if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'

Queen's Birthday.

Joan put her longevity down to her extreme love of doughnuts!

'I'm on century duty.'

'I thought you received a letter from the Queen. But I didn't know you got a present as well!'

"I always wondered what the Queen's telegram would actually say."

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

100th Birthday

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Young Frankenstein"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough