007 Fan Pillows

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'We meet at last... ...The name's Tremens, Delirium Tremens.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."

Sean Connery

"Wasn't a problem, chief. Luckily for the world, he was only an evil moron."

007 imposes his own sanctions

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Ian Fleming

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

"I'm Batman."

Go Britain!

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"Ah, Mr Bond, so now the tables are turned"

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."