Zoophilic Humorist Prints

Decorate their space with a witty animal-themed print—ideal for zoophilic humorists who enjoy clever and amusing art pieces.

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'Hey, I didn't know they had kiddish at the zoo!'

'Hey, I didn't know they had kiddish at the zoo!' mockup

'Hey, I didn't know they had kiddish at the zoo!'

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City Zoo: Day Care

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?' mockup

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

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A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell mockup

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.' mockup

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!' mockup

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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"Oh, look- French! Let's try it." mockup

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

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'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!" mockup

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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MUSHROOM MASACRE.

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"The Eggsorcist"

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"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls." mockup

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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Glance Exchange

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

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