Zoom Scholar Prints

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Eternal Student.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Office Meeting

Zoo animals.

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Zumma Cum Laude

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Romans.

"You're on mute."

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

"If you would like to get to know me I'm teaching a course on me next semester."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

The New Business Power Suit

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

Modern Studying

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

The Vicious Rectangle

Zoomies call.

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'Do I get part credit for trying?'