Zoom Fashionista Prints

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Our 'Zoom' special; since only the front is ever seen, we sell it for half off."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bad hair day!

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

The height of fashion in 1796

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.