Zookeeper Humor Prints

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

"You're lucky, we don't get any visitors: My dad is way too territorial..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Litter Tray Training

"Be kind"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This never happened."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Zoo: No Hunting.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Ever eat a bird?"

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Leak in the fish tank.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Giraffe Portrait

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"