Zoo Escapade Lover Pillows

"You got lucky with that field trip, Phil. But it'll never work a second time."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Penguin

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Desert Island Mishap

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

The Litany Of Fun

'...Do not feed the bears'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"Whiplash..."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'