Zombie Movie Enthusiast Mugs

'Paris Hilton was left completely unscathed by the zombies.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Zombies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Born of the Dead

Pinata Zombies

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."