Zombie Movie Enthusiast Mugs

'Paris Hilton was left completely unscathed by the zombies.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Zombie Awakes...