Zombie Apocalypse Parody Lover T-Shirts

Office zombie.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'