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Why volcanoes erupt

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Remote control wars.

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

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Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"That's just in case we need to go in again."

Stun-gun target practice.

How do they know me so well?

God changes the channel with his remote.

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

Mosquito Fumigation

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

Voice Recognition TV.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!

Oh (cursing symbols)! The dog has a zip line!

How do you like my zither playing? Zither a way I can get you to stop?

"Wow! Zip line faster than vine!"

"Holy crap!! That's gonna leave a mark."

Zither

"If you still don't know how to merge your vehicle properly, play with a zipper for a few hours and you'll figure it out."

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

'Oh, I'm not a guru - I'm just up here to hide from the zombie apocalypse.'

'I seized the day, and it seized right back.'