Zestful Retirees Mugs

Sprightly old man

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Mad For It

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Dun spellchecking.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

Oap recruitment.

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

Todays feisty seniors

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

"You do realize that I'm retired too?"

"We love camping and it keeps the kids from moving back home."

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

Old Yolk's Home.

'Thank Heavens we've lived a care-free hedonistic lifestyle.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'

'I've always allowed 24hour drinking here...'

'I'm writing my diaries.' 'Neither am I.'

Retirement Presentation - Instead of a gold watch, can I have a corduroy leisure suit?