Zero-sum Strategist Gifts

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Fries and kids

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

The Contrarian funds

Saving for Retirement.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

To Stock Exchange

Wall Street Investing.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Chess on TV