Zen Gardens Prints

Zen Kitty

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Zenboni

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Working from OM.

"Namaste."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Zen Kitten

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'