Zebra Fanatics Mugs

That horse belongs in prison.

Night of the Zombonies.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"That's mine!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

Ze-Bras

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'Please, pay attention.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Zombie Christmas

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."