Zamboni Enthusiast Prints

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Candid Camera store.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

The coffee's not working.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Snapshots in Time

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Henry Fox Talbot

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'Nice smile.'

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'