Zamboni Enthusiast Prints

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Candid Camera store.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

The coffee's not working.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Smile

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Man Ray

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Bunny Pranks