Yuletide Tanning Enthusiast Pillows

Elf Tan

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'I love us when we're tan.'

A gap between the solar panels

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Sun Worshipers

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

Gym/Tan/Donut

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'