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What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

I was just watching a Youtube video called "How a Lack of Bird Poop Proved the Big Bang." It wan about how removing all sources of interference from a huge radiation detector led to the discovery of cosmic background radiation. They'd removed everything that might've been messing up the readings, and the last thing they removed was bird droppings. Then they knew the signals were real, and from space. I'm gonna have to watch that for myself, I'm not sure you've got all the details right. I was di

Sadie, I just saw that the "great flood" myths are based on reality. You "saw"? On Youtube. It was a video called "The Advanced Pre Ice Age Civilizations that Vanished from Earth." The guy pointed out that the last ice age ended 12,000-ish years ago. And when it ended, huge ice caps that were two miles deep melted and flooded much of the world. And then he laid out a bunch of other evidence having to do with maps and artifacts and something or other. "Something or other"? Well, yeah, at around t

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Marimba

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Saxophone Player.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'