Youtube Aficionados Mugs

You know how I was watching "Highway to Heaven" on Youtube? Yeah. You loved it, but then once you saw that "Birds of a Feather" episode, you hated it. Yeah. But now I love it again, because of season 2 episode 18: "To Bind the Wounds." Particularly the scene starting at 36 minutes and 11 seconds, and the rest of the way through. By the end of it, I was sobbing like a baby. I don't think there's anything worse than a grown man sobbing at his iPhone. You can see me sob at the 43:28 mark in my reac

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

We're With Stupid

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

Janet Leigh

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"Romance"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

Police Box

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

The walking dead

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al