Youthful Virtuoso Prints

"Viola player coming through!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Grade 2 Cellist

Baby Playing Violin

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Violin Player

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

Trying cellos, too big!

What your guitar says about you.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

The Conductor

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Sarah Vaughan

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.