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"Kevin brags that he day trades on Wall Street, but his ringtone is still Sesame Street."

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'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

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"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

'He's precocious.'

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."