Youthful Business Exec Mugs

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

SALE

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

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Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

'This should increase our business.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

"If the I.P.O. foes well, I'll be able to move out of my parents' basement."

"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."

"Business is slowing down -- I'll have to lay you off till next summer vacation."

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'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

'After I got money for my last baby tooth, I knew I needed a new income stream.'

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"