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'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts