Youth Soccer Star Prints

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Children playing football.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

The Goalkeeper

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Soccer coach of the year.

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Future Wrestler

A boy with a football

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Futsal

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Football Planet

Professional football.

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Goal

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Football Skills

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."