Youth Reminiscer Prints

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'You're always living in the past.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'That one was taken on our wedding day, when he was young, handsome and in love. That other one was taken when he was older, more mature and a pain in the neck.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"I once loved a parade."

The Old Elves Home

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"I can't remember where we're going."

Gen X in the Golden Years.

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'