Youth Obsessed Mugs

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Modern Kids.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"Botox."

Elderly People

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Over-reaction Man.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Baroque Bach Mountain

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

High pants/Low pants.

The Children Are Our Future!

Before and After Tattoos.

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."