Youth Educator Mugs

A salute of scouts

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"You're fired."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Lynching on social media

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

At the Museum

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

Campaign for Plain English

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

I will study my speling words...

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."