Youth Culture Navigator Pillows

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Forming the adolescent personality

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Of course you've got the right not to agree with me! But that doesn't mean that you should really do so, Borinsky!'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"I said, 'Dude, your hat's on backwards.'"

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

High pants/Low pants.

The Children Are Our Future!

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."