Youth Culture Lover Mugs

"Can you send me a selfie? The only pictures I have of you are of you looking at your phone."

"I didn't fight in the Punk Rock Wars so you could grow up to be a fine upstanding member of society!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Text Culture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Nice haircut."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Gremlins 47

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Clubbing

Modern Kids.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'More hair than brains.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

High Pants/Low Pants.

Time Machine Collision.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

Teen's Comet

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Whatever!

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"