Youth Counselor Pillows

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Teens.

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Youth Training Center: 'I don't believe I have had the pleasure!'

"Boys, this is Mr. Harold, the school's new gang activity monitor."

Criminal Youths Need Help Instead of Punishment!

Ethics exam cheater.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"You're completely screwed up."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

A salute of scouts