Youth Chaser Prints

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Shaving takes years off you.'

Maude wears an outfit that took years off her.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I got a job!"

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Happiness

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

"She clawed her way to the top."

'Take ten years off the top.'

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.