'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'
Young Viewers' Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about advocating for young viewers? Our collection offers thoughtful and playful items that speak to their commitment and creativity. Perfect for educators, mentors, or advocates working to ensure the voices of the next generation are heard. Brighten their day with gifts that combine humor, inspiration, and a focus on youth empowerment.
Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!
"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."
"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."
'He's at a very impressionable age.'
"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."
'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'
'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'
Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'
The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."
Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.
'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'
"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."
'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'
Make good decisions!
"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."
"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."
Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!
Alcohol and Tobacco Danger
Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic
'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'
The Minor Issue
I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.
"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."
Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'
"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"
'Were the lemons grown locally?'
'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'
Courting The Youth Vote
'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'
'I don't like to be called a 'senior citizen'. I prefer the term 'mature playmate''
Gen Z
'If youth is so important why didn't god give the ten commandments to someone younger?'
"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."
Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic
Young Viewers' Advocate Gifts Collection
Young Viewers' Advocate Mugs
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Young Viewers' Advocate Pillows
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Young Viewers' Advocate Prints
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Young Viewers' Advocate T-Shirts
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