Young Public Speaker Pillows

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Inclusive speech

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Dialogue

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."