Young Night Owl Mugs

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Dog Nightmares

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Streets - Night

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Camping-Pong

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."