Young Egyptologist Pillows

Building Sandcastles.

At the Museum

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"So much for password protected."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Have your people call my people."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Mummy Shrink.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."