Young Daughter T-Shirts

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

The Art Student.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Just be yourself."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Polly txt speak

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Computer Room.

Remote control pirate bully

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"