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The Little Banker Bonus Pack

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

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Lemonade Inc.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"So much for password protected."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'He's precocious.'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Sugar Fix.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'