Young Buckaroo T-Shirts

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Four children playing the flute.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"First snowman?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

High Riders of the Old West

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Crossing the Nachos Grande