Young Adult Partner Pillows

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Boy on father's knee

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

An ellipsis in the sky

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

Apple Kiss

"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'I think my parents want me to move out.'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Propriety

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

Not Rapunzel.

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

Our special place.

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"So it comes down to this. Two people, but only one opening for a junior partner. Well Jenson? How are you going to compete with piggy-back rides?"

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'