Young Adult Partner Pillows

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Boy on father's knee

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

An ellipsis in the sky

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

Apple Kiss

"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."

'I think my parents want me to move out.'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

Not Rapunzel.

Our special place.

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"So it comes down to this. Two people, but only one opening for a junior partner. Well Jenson? How are you going to compete with piggy-back rides?"

Propriety

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.