Young Activists T-Shirts

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

Make good decisions!

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Valuable Water

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Voting on their Seats

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

Class of 2015

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Greta Thunberg

Courting The Youth Vote

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

Children preserve the world with peace

"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"