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Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Saint Patrick

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

James Joyce

'Another Scotch?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."