"Bank's closed today, folks. It's Yom Kippur."
Yom Kippur Mugs
Discover our Yom Kippur-themed mugs—perfect for starting the day with reflection or a gentle smile. These cups blend humor and sincerity, making them a thoughtful gift during this meaningful time.
"I can see from your Machzor annotations that you've really connected with the Ideas of Yom Kippur."
"Well this blows"
Yom Kippur: Everyone can change
"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"
Today's Yom Kippur Service
"I can't take any more! I'm so hungry and thirsty! When will this fast end?!!"
The Anti-Agent
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
The Philip Marlow family
The Da Vinci Cod
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.
'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'
'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'
'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'
"My wife - is she still staring at me?"
"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"
'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'
Uncle Sam and the CIA.
'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'
Yom Kippur Mugs Collection
Yom Kippur Pillows
Browse our Yom Kippur pillows to add reflective comfort to your space, celebrating the day with tasteful, sometimes humorous, designs.
Yom Kippur Prints
View our inspiring Yom Kippur prints—beautiful pieces that capture the essence of atonement and renewal, ideal for any reflective space.
Yom Kippur T-Shirts
Check out our Yom Kippur t-shirts—comfortable and meaningful, perfect for expressing your observance with a bit of wit or heartfelt sentiment.