Yoghurt Making Pillows

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Pie Filling Reader

How lazy people decide what to eat

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

The worm that churned!

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

Bake-a-thon.

American Pastry

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Plane Yogurt.

"More cake?"

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

Orange House of Horrors

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

"Thanks for the starter!"