Yoghurt Enthusiast Mugs

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'Right, I'm at the yoghurt section...What size?...Right...What flavour?...Right...Low fat?...Right...Very low fat?...Right...How many?...Right...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

How lazy people decide what to eat

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

Whale Piñata.

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."