Yoga Foodies Gifts

'Your French dip, sir.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Pasta

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.