Yoga Foodies Gifts

A meditator begins to crave cake.

'Your French dip, sir.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Pasta

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

Peace. Love. Light

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'