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'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

YOLO vs YODO

I Pagliacci

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"...but, seriously..."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Alpine Pipe

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"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"YOLO."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"YOL 9Lives."

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

Elephant falls in love with Alpine horn.

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

"I think our location might be why our yodeling career isn't paying off."

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."

'The train arriving on platform seven is the 1969 Marrakesh Express.'

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

'I'm new in town, and looking for a what-the-hell-you-only-live-once doctor...'