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So You've Cloned Yourself

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

The Month of August

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'I stole it from the library.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Every Dog Has His Day

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

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"It's not a self-improvement book. It's a how-to-tolerate-those-who-won't-improve-themselves book."

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

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"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."