Year Transition Fan Mugs

New Year: 'Get Offa My Lawn!'

'Man...You age great!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Life and Death

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

September Song.

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."

"Serf's up"

Winter & Spring

Old Vampire with false teeth.

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

'It's a cookbook!'

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

April And May

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."