Year Transition Fan Mugs

New Year: 'Get Offa My Lawn!'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Man...You age great!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Life and Death

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Atomic Bear: Part 26

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

September Song.

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

'Rock of Ages'

"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."

"Serf's up"

'It's a cookbook!'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Old Vampire with false teeth.

Winter & Spring

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

Live long and prosper.

"My time machine is powered by the energy collected from unblinkingly watching this pot."

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

April And May

Fall in Canada