Year-end Philosopher Mugs

I'm so sick of 2017, Randy. What? It's still 2016. I know. But everyone's saying how horrible 2016 is and how they can't wait for it to be over. I don't want to be part of the herd, I want to be a trendsetter. There are better ways to be a trendsetter, little buddy. #hashtag-2017-stinks.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"I hate this time of year."

Contradictory Phil

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

The End is Relative

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'It looks like our time is up.'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

It's a Happy Quarter

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

The End.

No Mourners

Year End Sales

"Happy now, you jerk?"

Wrong Side of the equator.

Every year when the snow melts, I rediscover my roots!

Past mistakes insomnia

"Sure! Finally it gets sunny and warm and we lose an hour! Why can't we lose an hour in February?"

"Christmas, birthdays...this divine guide will help you deal with idiotic gifts..."

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

"And remember, dear, if you want to know the time don't ask a policeman."

Let's not do anything you'll think was a good idea in the morning. !! !!

Tunnel of Life

Recycling bank for illusions,

Spring really is early this year.

'It doesn't look good. He's writing a farewell blog.'

'I'm not eating. I couldn't sleep so I decided to read.'

The Thinking Santa

"I'm afraid this really is goodbye, my darling!"

Goodbyes are never easy. I used to believe that too.

Insomnia