Year-end Bonus Review Mugs

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

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'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Something is going on in the market, Watkins! I've got the jitters and I've got 'em bad!'

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'Would you like your books cooked?'

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"I'm keeping my large bonus under the bed because it's the safest place. I only risk other people's money."

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Since when did the bonus program default to passing the hat"