Ye Olde Enthusiast Mugs

"How are you fixed for oats?"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"What old school? This is my life."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'